If the tagline is #buildingpassions what is the book about?

I thought I would have some pre-Christmas fun and think of alternative long titles for my book ‘Building Passions’, assuming I knew nothing about the content.

Here goes for starters. Enjoy and feel free to add:

  • How to arouse your partner in three easy steps
  • Why model-making turns me on
  • The 10 best buildings in which to have secret liaisons
  • Build yourself the thing you’ve always wanted, from white elephant to crib

The real challenge would be to write them!